broadwayismagic:

nxt-2-nrml:

How does being a fan of Broadway even work for people who don’t live in New York? like, are you guys ok?

No. No we’re not.

# :( # mots

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

# HOW WILL YOU LOOK THINGS UP IN THE DICTIONARY # TELL ME HOW # mots
Moritz Stiefel: God I dreamed there was an angel who could hear me through the wall.
The Phantom: Oh shit. Wrong musical. Shit shit I fucked up why are there chairs and horny adolescents.
# AHAHAHA # mots

broadwaydivaintraining:

musiCALS JUST MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVEN THOUGH MOST OF THEM ARE SO SAD. MY EMOTIONS ARE SO CONFLICTED. HELP ME

# mots

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

# what the frick this is the most accurate thing i have ever read oh my god # mots
What she says: I'm fine
What she means: I want to see Aaron Tveit play Hans on Broadway
7 years ago with 561 notes
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# mots

how to be not gay

marius-pontmerderp:

step 1: imagine that you brain is made of tiny boxes

step 2: find the box that’s gay

step 3: CRUSH IT

# great song # show:bom # mots

quietblueeyes:

helloo-gorgeous:

things to say during sex (broadway version):

• "i’ve got hot pants for you"
• "toss toss"
• "sing my angel of music"
• "ow do ya do my name’s gavroche"
• "i feel pretty and witty and gay"
• every single avenue q lyric ever
• "FIYEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOO"

  • Be wise, ‘cause this girl satisfies
  • I never shall yield ‘til we come face to face
  • Glinda, come with me
# mots

enjolfabulous:

if u want to succeed in the entertainment industry u have to go back in time and be part of the spring awakening obc

# HAHHA # wait but accurate # ahahhaha # im laughing so hard # funny # mots

cathyhiatt:

i love when people describe a musical with “a lot of people die” because is it les miserables? carrie? into the woods? sweeney todd? bonnie & clyde? west side story? little shop of horrors? cabaret? aida? phantom of the opera?

who knows

# mots
HW